So, John Daly has to withdraw from a golf tournament because of rib injury. A rib that he injured because he stopped in mid-swing because someone took a picture, breaking his concentration.
That just proves once again why golf isn't a sport. It's played by pussies.
COME ON!!!
These frigging pussies can't play with someone taking a picture. The clicking is distracting? Please. My, God. They ought to try a real sport. Tiger Woods has had his caddie hunt down people in the gallery and had the guy steal the cameras. And Tiger thinks he is a real jock.
I know what, take a real sport, like baseball. Try standing in to bat, planting yourself in the batter's box. And you're one of those guys who leans in close to the plate. Pretend that Roger Clemens is pitching, and that in your last at bat, you hit a home run. Now, it's a sold out crowd and they're all screaming. And you're playing in Houston and the sound guys are playing that stupid ass buzzing sound. And you know that Roger doesn't like anyone to hit a home run off of him, and that he nearly killed Mike Piazza because Piazza dared to hit a couple of homers. And you know that he throws in the mid-90s. You can't even hear the frigging camera.
Somehow, if you're the type of guy who can't hit a golf ball, an object that's not even moving, because of the clicking from someone taking your picture, I don't think you could hack it in a real sport.
So, please, don't go telling me that golf is a sport. Golfers couldn't play a real sport. Unless, that is, beating up people with cameras becomes a sport.
1 comment:
Tennis is even more ridiculous. In tennis, at least there's action, yet the fans have to remain silent there too.
But I agree with you: hitting a stationary, round ball with a flat-headed club requires silence. Hitting a round ball moving at nearly 100 MPH with a round bat doesn't require silence.
Hmmmm?
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