Do you want my thoughts on how the Texans are going to do against the Minnesota Vikings this weekend? Then you're going to have to go over to the Houston Press and find out.
Short hint: I don't think the Texans defense can handle the Purple Jesus.
Also, I didn't realize it at the time, and still didn't realize it until I saw it on YouTube, but Texans wide receiver David Anderson's touchdown dance looked kind of familiar because it's Conan O'Brien's string dance.
That is all.