Breast Awareness

Last month, the Houston Aeros held their annual Breast Cancer Awareness game. May I suggest they hold another Breast Awareness game?

But this time, instead of breast cancer, the cause could be the health problems caused by Victoria's Secret bras. I kid you not.

Apparently, bras from Victoria's Secret are causing hives, swelling (that's a bad thing?), rashes, itches, and scarring.

Now I care deeply about breasts. As do most males that I know. Which is why I find this to be a serious problem. Something needs to be done before we forever lose the services of Heidi Klum.

So, Aeros, how about it? How about another Breast Awareness game? Encourage the women to bring their bras and burn them at the games. Maybe you could start with the Lady Dynamics.

It's just a suggestion. But this is a health scare that I take seriously. As should everybody.