Some amazing news from Florida. The Astros win again. That makes the Astros 3-16-3 for Spring Training.
Aren't you excited? I know I'm excited. I just know that this means that everything is just fine and dandy with the team. That it's time to start printing the World Series tickets.
Yeah, I'm going overboard because it is only spring and the games don't count, but damn, they've won two games in a row. They still suck, though. Suck big time.