Thursday, March 5, 2009

That Damn Milo Hamilton Is Getting On My Damn Nerves

I spent way too much time listening to the Astros yesterday. I think the game ended a tie. I was listening, but not listening, if you get what I mean. The only thing that stood out was when Milo Hamilton went off on a rant because the promo department had a date wrong about some promo item and that despite the number of times he had mentioned it being wrong, they hadn't changed his promo copy.

First, Milo, if you know the damn date, and you can take the time during the damn broadcast to bitch about them not fixing your damn copy, then why don't you just fix the damn copy yourself and read the damn promo. I don't give a damn that the day is wrong.

Second, I wish that Milo Hamilton would be more concerned with his own damn mistakes and less concerned with the mistakes of the promo department. Seriously, this guy makes countless mistakes a game, and that never seems to bother him. He's not perfect, and maybe he should be more concerned about his own damn mistakes.

P.S.: Yes, I just used damn a lot, but that's because somebody bitched to me yesterday about my use of the word damn. So damn it, I'm going to use the damn word as much as I damn can.

1 comment:

Rob said...

Remember the movie "Kentucky Fried Movie"? One of the skits was a mock commercial about the medication "Dammital". "Dammital" helped you mello out during one of those bad days when everything goes wrong. Must not be an over the counter drug, never been able to find it, dammit.