Apparently, it takes more than just a rocking body to be a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader. Sure, you have to be attractive, but you have some of that composure thing, and you have to pass a written quiz.
For this test, you have to know who Tom Landry is. You have to know where the Cowboys play. You need to know the number of stars on the cheerleader uniform.
Oh, you need to be able to name a country that borders Iraq. (I guess that means Dubya wouldn't be able to pass the test then.)
I wonder what the Texans cheerleaders have to do. Do they have to know who Dom Capers is? Or where the Texans play? Do they even have stars on the cheerleaders uniform?
Oh well. I just thought this was a good excuse for throwing up a photo of a scantily-dressed woman.