I'm on three months of unemployment. Since I started working when was I was 15, I've never been this long without a job. The highlight of my day is watching "Match Game" reruns on the Game Show Network. All of my friends on Facebook spend their time bitching about their jobs -- try not having a job you bastards -- I've been sick with the flu. And I've had no bites regarding my business venture. It's kind of like, why do I even bother?