No, You Haven't Won The Dutch Lottery

Wow! I haven't seen this scam in awhile. So for those of you are just getting this for the first time, not that I should have to warn you, but it's a fake. You haven't won a lottery from the Netherlands.

Here it is in all of it's glory (all typos are part of the original).

Sponsor Bingo
Van Eeghenstraat 70
1071 GK Amsterdam

Dear Winner,

The Netherlands Sponsor Bingo wishes to inform you that the results of the Sponsor Bingo Promo is out and
you are been chosen as the second winner for the programme by the Sponsor Bingo held on the 30th of May 2009.
Your Email has been picked as a winner of a lump sum pay out of Nine Hundred Thousand euros (9 hundres thounsand).

The Sponsor Bingo. draws was conducted from an exclusive list of 13 lucky emails of individual and corporate
bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search. No tickets were sold.

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You email address was attached to.
Ref Number: SBL 46310289/ES 756.
Batch Number: SBL 7635197431-ZQG/2009.
Ticket Number: SBL 182146372 07427.
Security File Number: 0177732.
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To file for your claims and due remittance of funds contact Mr Jim Morison on the information below..

Mr Jim Morison.
Sponsor Bingo
Remittance Department Personnel.
Email:sponsor_bingo@games.com

You are required to claim your winnings before June 11th, 2009 otherwise it rolls over to the next draw.

Prize claiming procedures.
Full Name, Sex . Age, phone number, Address, Profession,
Please quote your Reference number in all correspondence with the claims officer.

Failure to provide the information above will result to immediate disqualification !!

Furthermore, should there be any change of address do Inform the CLAIM AGENT as soon as possible.

Congratulations once more from our members of staff.
Once again on behalf of all our staff CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified...

For a smooth and safe collection, you are required to keep your Reference Number confidential.

Congratulations.

Mrs Sabrina Kleij
Winnings Coordinator.

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This email may contain information which is confidential and/or
privileged. The information is intendedsolely for the use of the
individual or entity named above. If you are not the intended recipiet
be awarethat any disclosure, copying, distribution or use of the
contents is
prohibited. If you have received this electronic transmission in error,
please notify the sender bytelephone or return email and delete the
material from your computer
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I'm approaching broke. I'm unemployed and I've yet to get any clients from the new business venture, but not even I'm desperate enough to fall for this thing.