Sex Sells -- The Sean Avery Edition

According to the New York Post, hockey bad guy Sean Avery has been seen dating SI Swimsuit model Hilary Rhoda. Which leads to this monster edition of sex sells because, well, it gives me a reason to embed this SI Swimsuit photo of Hilary Rhoda.

But it also just so happens that Ms. Rhoda is dating Mark Sanchez, the brand new number one draft choice QB of the New York Jets. Which means that Ms. Rhoda is Sanchez's sloppy seconds. And we all know how Avery feels about sloppy seconds. Which, in turn, gives me an excuse to throw up a photo of Elisha Cuthbert, the target of the sloppy seconds comments.

But strangely, if I remember correctly, Rachel Hunter was also a target of Avery's "sloppy seconds" comment, as she had dated him, too, but nobody seemed to get upset about the insult to her.