Rex "The Sex Cannon" Grossman survived the cut and made the Texans roster. But head guru Gary Kubiak has yet to announce who will be the primary guy behind Matt "Brittle" Schaub. Yet seeing as how Schaub can hurt an ankle running out of bounds untouched, it seems that his backup should be somebody who can run the offense and keep the team in the game.
But that guy went to the Vikings in the off-season.
So that leaves Grossman and Dan Orlovsky. And seeing how much Orlovsky sucked when he stepped on the field during this preseason, I'm hoping that the backup is The Sex Cannon. And, well, let's just say that I never thought I would be happy at the chance of The Sex Cannon playing QB for the Texans -- well, happy for non-comic reasons, that is.
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